OMG! where do I even fucking start? I am re-posting this on my blog because Gamestop refused to post it. So fuck em! Wtf? thanks Bioware for ruining a really cool game. Thanks allot ASSHOLES! What happened to that old saying if it ain't broke don't fix it? Apparently Bioware did not get the fucking memo?
For those that don't know? Mass Effect is being distributed through 2K games, um? don't they make sports games?
They turned Mass Effect 2 from a RPG with shooter elements into a goddamn! FPS with RPG elements. I fucking hate FPS, it seems like every game that comes out is another FPS? Jesus fucking Christ!
If it isn't Gaylo it's some other piece of shit, there is no fucking skill in playing a FPS at all. Here is the plot of every FPS game out there, some sort of alien invades are planet and we as earthlings have to save it. Pretty much, a "crack addicted" monkey could play a FPS.
At first I was so "psyched" to play this game, now I just want to take a huge dump on it. Oh I am sure FPS fans are doing cartwheels but as an RPG fan I am so fucking pissed!
You no longer have a health bar, it's "magically" regenerates like in every god damn! FPS
The only purpose for omni-gel is to bring back fallen comrades. WTF?
Oh and now we got fucking ammo! OH joy! That is one thing I liked about Mass Effect 1 you did not have to constantly worry about ammo. They are aren't calling it ammo, there calling it something else don't really fucking care what there fucking calling it.
And now, you can't switch weapons in the middle of combat? You have this new locker system?
Great I am in the middle of some fucking mission, just to find out that this particular ammo dosen't work against this particular enemy. I see a lot of fucking trial and error.
Now here is what I do like, it's a much darker story think Empire Strikes Back, I also like the fact they got rid of that "stupid" quick time mini-game in the 1st Mass Effect.
From what I have read so far, you have to play some sort of memory game? Fuck I don't know?
I do like the fact there are "major" difference between character classes, each is individual and they removed the armor restriction? Does that go for weapons as well? See to me, that's what I like about Mass Effect 1. Your gun would would over heat, to me that's how real world weapons work. You shoot guns repetitively they would overheat, I know this because my Uncle and grandfather used to own a gun shop. So I know this for a fact. I also learned guns tend to have "hair triggers":P
I also like like fact they "altered" the cool down times for your biotics? In the original I played a Engineer class, other than "hacking" things? Thats all they were pretty much good for, but in Mass Effect 2 they are some serious "bad asses!" They have "tech armor" that only the Engineer class can wear?
What happened, to the no restrictions on armor guys? Now I just I found out today, if you don't have a previously saved Mass Effect 1 game? Your background and I would imagine character class, is suppose to be determined by answers you give in the beginning of the game.
Kinda like Morrowind 3, so far I have fact checked all of this info, mainly I get this info straight from the Bioware website.
I even guessed this was going to be a 40-50 hour game, and I haven't even played it yet. OH don't even get started me on the "exclusive" items you get for Pre-ordering this game.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Mass Effect 2? More like "ass" effect
Posted by Social Assassin at 9:09 PM
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