In honor of Dethklok, this is going to be my most BRUTAL post ever.
Where do i begin? Let's start with these pre-teen pussies,first of all no one give a shit about teenager especially me. When you your old to vote? I might give a shit,but don't cont on it.
OH and speaking you pre-teen jack-offs,you should be NOT watching this show,and if are you have bad parents that don't have a fucking clue on how to be a parent? Yes i am saying parenting from shit.
I was a teen at one time,and ye it sucked to be one. I know you think dethklok is cool and as you kids like to say "stay brutal" you have no fucking clue what that means? your FEEBLE minds just grasp the concept of brutal. It doesn't surprise me that you can't, 99.9% smoke pot, do drugs man no wonder you kids are so fucked up. Do any of you have any braincells left? Gee,I am surprised your not out their drinking bleach? Oh CRAP! I just gave you little shits out there and Idea damn it!
Only if you "truly" grasp the concept, but face it you can't unless slowly explains IT you.
On a count of that 1 braincell left lol!
Man I am surprised someone doesn't have to remind you to breathe?
Hell if it were up to me I would spay and neuter all of you fucking kids!
LOL! that was fun:P
Now about these Dethklok fan site "sigh" I would say that all of the pretty much suck! There are a couple of exceptions.
The one I personally like is Diefordethklok.org it's well put together but here are my "issue's" with the site? First of it's a pay site sorta,yo have to pay to jon the site but you support the site,buy buying dethklok products through Amazon.com can we say sell out!
Another thing I have a "huge" problem is they post stuff on there that any one with half a brain would know by either watching the show or googling it.
They recently tried to import a video to the site,which i am now response for that the embedding part.
It looks like it Jpeged on the site, it looks like crap hey we now can videos on our site that anyone who could watch for free on adult swim.com
They also claim that the #1 source for everything for dethklok, and I believe that Santa Claus is real. If there the #1 site? How come they had no fucking clue about the dethklk movie?
"Scoffs" number one site BULLSHIT! The reason they haven't updated it yet? It's because they have to wait to steel info from other sites. Like N4G does,oh heavens no! Let's just be a bunch of lazy assess and smoke pot and get wasted or troll someone n the Internet. Why? because suck! And we don't have an original thought in our entire head because were teenagers and were LOSERS! Here let me throw you a fucking clue? For all you dumb asses out there on the Internet,let me congratulate you! For those that "ripped off" Nathan Explosions name because you were to stupid to think on your own? Because you have that only one braincell left? And you need it to.... ROLFMAO! what am I thinking you will be 40 yrs old and living with your parents still. And the only time you you would have sex with would be that blow-up doll yo order on you parents credit card and not telling them lulz! And the closet you will ever come to touching fur? Is when your cat brushes up against you lulz! Oh when you tell you other 'loser friends' that you ha some pussy in your lap you were referring too your cat rolfmao!
Now I am going to teach you "brain dead kids out there? Now pay attention if you can?
The word Nathan is slang for "erection that won't go away" so basically all of are walking boners so congratulations! Your all offically JERK OFFS!
You know what will suck the most? other than trying to suck your own dick.
When this show is off the air,will anyone care about anymore? When the next big thing comes?
You will probably do what 99.9% of the entires world population does? Dump the old stuff and focus on what's new. And you call yourself fans?
Everyone knows that teens have the attention span of a fly lol!
I will continue with he next wannabe blogger tomorrow? Because i have to come up with someone real good for the next wannabe.
Link to detklok sites:
http://www.dethklok.org/
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Dethklok Fansites and why they Suck!
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if you'd like, i could send you a dictionary. you really need one.
OK send me one:P
Firstly, not all fanbase is comprised of teens. I am a 22 year old, guy. I admit - a college dropout. Still, i have a job, my own apartment and a social life, including a girlfriend, who also is a fan of Metalocalypse. Not registered on any fansite though. I'm a musician - that could explain my admiration for this TV show.
Secondly, this is just blind hate, in my opinion. You had neither constructive criticism, nor any considerable arguments.
I wonder why. It isn't like you are forced to watch Metalocalypse or join any of the fansites, do you?
Anyway, if you feel like engaging in an intelligent discussion about this, feel free to drop me a message.
You call your self a fan? Then why have you not joined any of the fansites? And I think the show has been cancelled as well, but that is unofficial. But you don't see it on Adult Swim anymore?
That was my mistake - i meant, my girlfriend hasn't joined any. But she hasn't got a computer, so it's ok. I've joined dethklok.org's message board just recently.
Haven't heard anything of Metalocalypse being cancelled, but, well, yes, it's been a long time since i've seen a new episode come out.
well if you are a Dethklok fan you know they have a big break period in the middle of the season, they've done it every other season. and you have a lot of good points about teenagers, and this coming from one. i'm almost sad being a teen.
I am not a teen. I'm in my 50's and a fan of Metalocalypse and Dethklok. I'm also never done drugs, which you appear to have done.
I do believe you have two sites mixed up here. Diefordethklok.org has never either claimed it was #1 nor do you have to pay for the site. I have never and I both visit it often and post there.
You may mean dethklok.org, which is a different site.
You sure you mean diefordethklok.org? Doesn't look like a pay site to me...
I don't even see these amazon links you're talking about.
Metalocalypse is just a hilariously brutal show that pretty much made Dethklok famous. Stop taking it so seriously. Teenagers like it because it's funny and has epic music. They don't grow up to be serial killers or sadists. Learn something about what you're writing about, and use spellcheck, before blogging about why it sucks.
Metalocalypse is not cancelled. But due to several reasons, the third season has been split into two sections like Venture Brothers' season has. Both will be back on August 22nd.
As to the reasons:
1) Dethklok tour last fall
2) episodes going from 15-minutes to 30-minutes (more work)
3) Tommy Blacha leaving the production end- he still does the voices for the show- to do his own show for Adult Swim. Mongo Wrestling something or other.
4) Most of the writing staff changing
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