Trolls and why they SUCK!

I thought today being Christmas, I decided to go on a "troll" hunt today:)
The "inter safety net" TROLL: Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the intention of provoking other users into an emotional response[1] or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.
Now this according to wikipedia, I put my "faith" in wikipedia as far as I can throw it.

Now I thought I would show you what a "typical" Internet TROLL looks like, the guy actually admits he is an ASSHOLE, so I don't think he will mind?

This AD comes directly comes from pounced, which is supposed to be a furry hook up site?
I would say 99.99% are literally BATSHIT INSANE! I have this ad to back up my claim, now please note I do NOT change anything nor do I correct spelling. So if you can't SPELL it's not my fault.

I don't what his name is? so I will ref ere to him as "douche bag":P

This douche bag is 21 and is gay and is he is extremely hateful.

Here is bio:

Age 21
Sex/Orientation MaleGay
Furcode FCtDm3admrsw/CtD3dm A C- D-- H+++ M P++++ R+ T+ W Z- Sm+ RLCT* a cdnw++++ d++ e f+ h* i+++ j* p++ sm++
Location Maumee OH,US
Relationships Good Friend,Casual Friend
Seeking Male,Female
Species Marine-Dolphin(Bottle nose dolphin, 7' 1)
Modified 2008-12-19 22:48:08


Now this is the "douche bags" ad:

O wai halo thar

(Edits: Apparently I have to wait for you people to IM me first. Because when I IM people off of here, I get schitzophrenics, emos, dumbasses, and people that think their shit is prettier than everyone else's shit. They then proceed to make statues in praise to their buisness mathematics class in college out of their shit. You all know who you are, piss off.)


Rewriting my old ad, because it was too depressing. Not that I was trying to be depressing in it, it was just too monotonal.

I have been rated M by the ESRB, R by the MPAA, and unsuitable for human consumption by the FDA.

Newfags, this list is for you:


1. I am an asshole. Do not expeect me to be nice to you.

2. I am not a BAAAAWWW forum. If you need someone to bottle your tears, please go to a psychologist.

3. I can, and will, without any warning to the consumer, start to take an attraction to you. But only if you're not an idiot.

4. Do not be an idiot.

5. If you are looking for someone to bullshit with and make fun of, and expect to be made fun of back then you have found the correct fag

6. If you are going to slit your wrists, take pictures.



I AM NOT A NORMAL FURRY. I hate furries, deal with it. I hate every last one of you. Please, prove to me that I don't have to. I have plenty of Furry friends that are not stupid, and therefore deserve what little respect I give to anyone.

Example of Furry to be hated: "OH I'M A MURRYPURRY YIFFMACHINE! YIFFYIFFYIIFF."

Please, go to hell.

I AM NOT ALWAYS AROUND. I work 40 hours a week, I have a life. I do take my laptop to work with me usually, so I'm not impossible to get ahold of.

I PLAY A LOT OF GAMES. If I do not answer you in a timely fashion, please do not get butthurt. This will cause me to rip your flesh off.

Aside from being an asshole, I do occasionally have my OMGWTF ADORABLE moments. I am a romantic, and I love to cuddle. I'm a faggot, I like penis. I like it in and around my mouth and butte. I am submissive. I am also currently in a relationship.

Finally, before this gets too TL;DR, I know we all have our problems. My friends are welcome to talk to me about them. And if you have a REAL problem, and I stress REAL, then feel free to IM me if you need an opinion. I just don't want a bunch of random emo kids, slitting their wrists in my IM windows.

At the end of this post I will list a couple of websites I have found, and I will update as necessary?

So to sum up, have a MERRY CHRISTMAS DOUCHE BAG!


Here are couple of links:

To see more douche bags on parade you can check out

http://pounced.org/

And I happened to come across this informative site about how to spot a troll
http://www.flayme.com/troll/

Forums and why they SUCK!

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Cyber Bullies and why they SUCK! Pt. 2

For the 2ND part of this 3 part entry, I am going to post some of the comments I have received in the past. Just to show you what "typical" hate mail looks like. I will post these in chronological order. Please note, I have done nothing to alter the posts, and I have also not corrected any of the spelling, so be wise of that.

Posted by Anynonmous on Thursday Dec 18, 2008 at 1:27 am

So, nothing to say to me then, hm? Alright, then. I suppose you had nothing to attack me with, seeing how your fall-back defense is something like: "YOUR GRAMMAR ARE BAD 2! :(" Get your facts straight; you don't have a clue. Also, stop using Misanthrope's name, Pit-Bull--or whatever the hell gmail blogger account you go by--seeing as your account verification page states that you have multiple blog accounts. Can't wait to hear you sulk on the live servers come Q2, 2009. You know you'll be playing the game, because you simply can't pull yourself away from the forums. I'm sure I'll be able to hunt you down in-game. Shouldn't be too hard to find the kid complaining about the game on the release date.



Posted by source Thurdsday Dec 18 2008 on 12:03 am

"Misanthropy is a general dislike, distrust, or hatred of the human species or a disposition to dislike and/or distrust other people. The term is also applicable to those who self-exile themselves or become loners because of the aforementioned feelings. The word comes from the Greek words μίσος (misos, "hatred") and άνθρωπος ( anthrōpos, "man, human being"). A misanthrope or misanthropist is a person who dislikes or distrusts humanity as a general rule."

Now, as far as the link you posted regarding the use of "there"...

"'Their' is a possessive pronoun like 'her' or 'our' 'They eat their hotdogs with sauerkraut.' Everything else is 'there.' 'There goes the ball, out of the park! See it? Right there! There aren’t very many home runs like that.'

Another hint: “there” has “here” buried inside it to remind you it refers to place, while “their” has “heir” buried in it to remind you that it has to do with possession."

And here's a short example from your blog post:

"These losers spend all there time..."

I would also mention that you invoked Godwin's law as soon as you used the n-word and in doing so have invalidated any further discussion on the matter.


The only reason I am posting these Emails, is to show you what typical cyber bully looks like. As you can see, some of the tactics they use is to criticize your spelling or grammar? Or they tell you to get a life or whatever? I just wonder where all of the hatred comes from?

Cyber Bullies and why they SUCK! Pt.1

In the last couple of weeks, I lost site of what was important? So from now on I will use this blog for good not evil.

I want to tell you a "tragic" story, involving one of friends. Who is no longer with us:( I will not use his real name, in order to protect his identity. Of course I speak of a fellow furry by the name of Gothicfox, the place Anthrochat founded by Simba who is also in charge of MI furs. Simba, an IRCop of FurNet at the time, disagreed with this form of administration and argued for the right to freedom of speech on IRC. FurNet's administrators did not agree, Simba was removed from duty as an IRCop.

Simba was quoted as saying "Anthrochat's Mission Statement[2] is essentially to be an unmoderated, uncensored medium where the IRCops' sole responsibility is to ensure the physical integrity of the network. Censorship, social mores, and personal tastes are relegated to the channel operators of individual channels, and no network-wide enforced decency standards or code of conduct exists. "Hitler has the same dream, and look where it got him"

Furnet has "code of conduct" which states " My freedom starts where your liberty stops").

This actually explains allot, who knew this guy was "dirty"? Anyways back to Gothic, he was a victim of Annthrochat. He too got bullied so bad he killed himself, see gothicfox suffered from PTSD. (post traumatic syndrome) All this time I thought Scott Garon was responsible? I never knew Simba was to blame:( After gothicfox's death I wanted to find out who was responsible, I wanted to make the pay! Simba, you SON OF A BITCH! Let me show you what I can do with a grenade and a funnel sometime? In Gothicfoxs suicide not which I received after his death. Asked me, to find those responsible pay! And now I know who is responsible for his death? Simba will pay. Gothics death was unnecessary it could have been prevented? I wonder how many more victims, Anthrochat has caused? If anyone that reads this and has their own story to tell? Let me know, and after I check to see if it's true? I will more than likely print it. This one is for you GOTHIC FOX:)

Watchfire Cryptic's new Lap Dog?

I decided to switch gears here, and go after Watchfire. As previous stated, the won't allow kids under the Age 17 in there ranks. Now is that 17 yrs in dog years? Or people years? Or is having the mentality of a 17 year old? Currently on COH Watchfire, has over 14,571 views 1,242 reply as of this writing? As suggested, that I should do some research I decided to do so, as I was reading Watchfire's forum like I always do. A name came up, that name was Fulcrum Draft which has to to be LAMEST name for a superhero since? Point being, I now have my proof and I plan on bringing this to Cryptic Studious attention. Not only is Fulcrum Draft a member of CO he is also a member of Watchfire. So both foxbat and katalyst are encouraging "spamming" which against the rules of conduct. It also states in these so called "rules" your not allowed to post off-topic discussions. Which Katalyst herself did. I wonder how Cryptic will respond to this? There own employees using the CO forum as the personal forum? I found it quite amusing, on the CO forum, that they have talking about my blog? After Krypto made that comment that no one cares what I have to say?
Bottom line they are just pissed because, there is not a damn thing they can do about it. And I find the saddest thing of all? That Cryptic, is doing nothing? Here I am attacking them? You would think with all the recent problems? Being bought out by Atari, they wouldn't want somebody besmirching their good name?


Watchfires current roster. 66 members

melt
coach
Ninja "scoffs" real original
Earl? as my name is Earl?
Deltaseeker
Daggerjack
Nyogtha
Fangmoon why not fang face?
source
Serazahr
Green Electric
Firehawk that one has potential
Garbage Pail Kid
Promethus
Paul Bearer OK? gee why not the Undertaker?
Sapphire Avenger I actually like that one:)
Snow Squall another good one:)
Negaman OK?
ChoclateMan
Decatur as in the city?
I am surprised no Mountain Dew Man?
Or Oust man?
actually some of these are pretty good, you can "obvious" has has actually read a comic book and who hasn't?

Atari=Evil

I just came across this article, about Atari and MMO's according to the article they want to start "micro manage" mmo's what that basically means is that your going to have to pay for every piece of equipment and power. Way to go ASSHOLES! It's bad you fucked up the Alone in the Dark, and now your going to fuck this up? Thanks allot Atari:P

http://www.gamedaily.com/articles/features/ataris-phil-harrison-talks-cryptic-and-online-strategy/?biz&page=1

Wost Superhero Names EVER!

These names come from the Champions Online Forum. Please note I will start with names and the move onto individual groups.

Foxbat? seriously? 2 words I'm GAY!
Lemonlass? what her superpower? citric acid? Oh I know she walks around with that pucked look on her face. You know what I am talking about? It's that look you get on your face after sucking on a lemon. Hence the word,
SUCK!

KeystoneMan? "thinks to himself I am sooo clever" I come from the Keystone state and I will call myself KeystoneMan dee! dee!

Witchcraft? seriously? Gee why not Liceman? oh damn! I gave you losers an idea.

Katalyst with a K? huh? seriously? she probably dots her letter I with hearts above them?

liquidz? hey I'm clever I will spell liquids with a z.

Sol? he thinks he's black and cool? Sounds like a wigger?

Alasken? wtf? Oh i get it I'm from Alaska, there fore I will call myself the Alaskan.

Fire_Wa11? oh goody! someone with numbers in there name. That is so LAME!

heroicdude? wow! how long did it take to think that one up?

Oops almost forgot Composure? His superhero logo is a giant O.
The O must stand for oxy- moron emphasis on the MORON part:P Or better yet he should change his name to Compost, because you are what you eat.

I just got this one today, this "guy" I assume? Calls himself Anon? really seriously? lol! What not name yourself John Doe?

I had to post these cause they made me laugh.

There is this IDIOT called Composure on the Champions Forum, it's so obvious it's a TROLL!

Here are some of Composers post(s)


Wow? reading? that? badly? written? drivel? hurt? my? head? Kind? of? odd ?to? make?fun?of ?people? that? play?Question marks are the new periods son! MMO's....if? he?post?on?this? forum?


Here is a another one:
Question marks are the new periods son?

And does Foxbat do anything about it? No he dosen't
Plus I just read that Foxbat does not like plushies:(

Originally Posted by Foxbat
A plushie exchange program [for infractions] has not been implemented, but somehow I'm sure you'd be among the first to be notifed, in the event such a program is introduced.

I will post more updates when I receive them?

P.S I only corrected my spelling.

I had post this one as well. " I can see it now... "Grand Theft Goofy: Club Disney edition" that is just hilarious:D

Champions Online

I know it's been awhile since my last post but, there has really been nothing to "slam" that is until now. Cryptic Studious is planning on launching a "new" MMO based on the Champions Universe. For those of you don't know what MMO stands for? It stands for Massive Morons Online lol! These losers spend all there time, playing in a fantasy world. Because there afraid to live in the real world. And a majority have never had a "real" girlfriend? Or have never seen a "real" girl before? Anyways Cryptic was recently bought out by Atari, those in the gaming community knows that Atari hasn't put out a decent game in years? The last one was Alone in the Dark, it will probably go down as the worst game of 08. Right next to Sonic Unleashed, Sega for the love of god give it up! Sonic is so 90's you haven't put a good Sonic Game in Decades? Getting back to Champions Online, they have a "official" forum? And supposedly it supposed to be run by Cryptic Employee's? Not only are the Moderators and Administrators "corrupted" they also discriminate. There a place of the forums to "recruit" for the game? There is this "group" called Watchfire here is the link http://watchfireonline.sunkingpoet.com/news.php they basically have taken over the entire board, and not only do they encourage you to join them? They use, non-etichal tactics in doing so? One there requirements is that you have to be over the age of 17?



Here is an actual post from that site from a poster by the name of Fulcrum_Draft seriously? That has got to be one of the worst superhero names I have ever herd.

http://forums.champions-online.com/showthread.php?t=6260&page=121 anyways and if that was bad enough they have actual permission from a member by the name Katalyst she is supposedly in charge of public relations? So what you have here is basically a "mob" and if anyone gets in there way look out. What gives Watchfire the right to discriminate? What makes the better that other superhero groups? They claim it's not a dictatorship? Sounds like one to me?
Stuff like this happens in Warcraft as well, I know because at one time I played Warcraft. What really gets me is that the game has not officially launched? And I already see problems, Hey! Cryptic get off your ASS! and do something. I already know how there going to respond, it will go something like this? "We at Cryptic Studious do the best that we can? But we can't be everywhere all the time? Something like that? I previously wrote them and they said they would "investigate" right the key word for were NOT going to do anything? Shame on you Cryptic for allowing this. In the words of that loser on X Play" Cryptic Studious you just got TAGGED!