Trolls and why they SUCK!

I thought today being Christmas, I decided to go on a "troll" hunt today:)
The "inter safety net" TROLL: Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the intention of provoking other users into an emotional response[1] or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.
Now this according to wikipedia, I put my "faith" in wikipedia as far as I can throw it.

Now I thought I would show you what a "typical" Internet TROLL looks like, the guy actually admits he is an ASSHOLE, so I don't think he will mind?

This AD comes directly comes from pounced, which is supposed to be a furry hook up site?
I would say 99.99% are literally BATSHIT INSANE! I have this ad to back up my claim, now please note I do NOT change anything nor do I correct spelling. So if you can't SPELL it's not my fault.

I don't what his name is? so I will ref ere to him as "douche bag":P

This douche bag is 21 and is gay and is he is extremely hateful.

Here is bio:

Age 21
Sex/Orientation MaleGay
Furcode FCtDm3admrsw/CtD3dm A C- D-- H+++ M P++++ R+ T+ W Z- Sm+ RLCT* a cdnw++++ d++ e f+ h* i+++ j* p++ sm++
Location Maumee OH,US
Relationships Good Friend,Casual Friend
Seeking Male,Female
Species Marine-Dolphin(Bottle nose dolphin, 7' 1)
Modified 2008-12-19 22:48:08


Now this is the "douche bags" ad:

O wai halo thar

(Edits: Apparently I have to wait for you people to IM me first. Because when I IM people off of here, I get schitzophrenics, emos, dumbasses, and people that think their shit is prettier than everyone else's shit. They then proceed to make statues in praise to their buisness mathematics class in college out of their shit. You all know who you are, piss off.)


Rewriting my old ad, because it was too depressing. Not that I was trying to be depressing in it, it was just too monotonal.

I have been rated M by the ESRB, R by the MPAA, and unsuitable for human consumption by the FDA.

Newfags, this list is for you:


1. I am an asshole. Do not expeect me to be nice to you.

2. I am not a BAAAAWWW forum. If you need someone to bottle your tears, please go to a psychologist.

3. I can, and will, without any warning to the consumer, start to take an attraction to you. But only if you're not an idiot.

4. Do not be an idiot.

5. If you are looking for someone to bullshit with and make fun of, and expect to be made fun of back then you have found the correct fag

6. If you are going to slit your wrists, take pictures.



I AM NOT A NORMAL FURRY. I hate furries, deal with it. I hate every last one of you. Please, prove to me that I don't have to. I have plenty of Furry friends that are not stupid, and therefore deserve what little respect I give to anyone.

Example of Furry to be hated: "OH I'M A MURRYPURRY YIFFMACHINE! YIFFYIFFYIIFF."

Please, go to hell.

I AM NOT ALWAYS AROUND. I work 40 hours a week, I have a life. I do take my laptop to work with me usually, so I'm not impossible to get ahold of.

I PLAY A LOT OF GAMES. If I do not answer you in a timely fashion, please do not get butthurt. This will cause me to rip your flesh off.

Aside from being an asshole, I do occasionally have my OMGWTF ADORABLE moments. I am a romantic, and I love to cuddle. I'm a faggot, I like penis. I like it in and around my mouth and butte. I am submissive. I am also currently in a relationship.

Finally, before this gets too TL;DR, I know we all have our problems. My friends are welcome to talk to me about them. And if you have a REAL problem, and I stress REAL, then feel free to IM me if you need an opinion. I just don't want a bunch of random emo kids, slitting their wrists in my IM windows.

At the end of this post I will list a couple of websites I have found, and I will update as necessary?

So to sum up, have a MERRY CHRISTMAS DOUCHE BAG!


Here are couple of links:

To see more douche bags on parade you can check out

http://pounced.org/

And I happened to come across this informative site about how to spot a troll
http://www.flayme.com/troll/