Game Reviewer Site's Pt.1

Mark this day in you calender's boy's and girl's, because this is the day when "gamer" site's get there comeuppance. And once again I will break this post in 2 part's. There gaming site's out there, but there are 2 that come to mind. IGN & Lamespot err I mean Gamespot

First up on the chopping block, IGN we will start with a little background first. Now the important thing to remember is that I am getting this info from Wikipedia.

IGN (formerly Imagine Games Network) is a multimedia news and reviews website that focuses heavily on video games. Its corporate parent is IGN Entertainment, which owns and controls separate sites such as GameSpy, Rotten Tomatoes, and AskMen.

IGN's main website comprises several specialty sites, each occupying a subdomain on IGN. These sites, commonly known as "channels", cover three generations of video gaming: PC Games, Nintendo GameCube, Wii, Nintendo DS, Game Boy, Xbox, Xbox 360, PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, PSP, Wireless, N-Gage, PlayStation, Nintendo 64, Dreamcast, and Macintosh. Also provided are Cheats & Codes, FAQs and detailed game guides. In addition, IGN has channels for Movies, DVD, Music, Comics, Gear, Sports, Anime, Cars, Stars (formerly known as "Babes"), and TV. Each channel consists of various subsections, such as Game/Movie Profiles, Product Lists, Previews, Reviews, Features, News, Mailbag, Editor's Choice, Release Dates, as well as links to the aforementioned Cheats, FAQs and Guides.

Now for the fun part, and yes this going be a rant and brutal one at that. Apparently IGN ,have take it upon themselves to review all forms of entertainment. From comic books to video games, they review it all. And normally I agree, in what they say "laughs" not this time. Once again I have to go back to GTA IV well. The person or person's who reviewed the game actually compared it to Ocarina of Time wtf??? are you on crack or something? I know that everybody is entitled to ther opinion, but compare GTA IV to Ocarina of Time is comparing a pile of gold to a pile of shit. GTA being the pile of shit. Now those outthere who have been living on deserted island the last decade or so? Know about the controversy surrounding Gamespot and the Kane&Lynch review. They actually fired one of there staff for giving the game a bad review. And once again I have NO proof what so ever but it makes you wonder if game companies are paying these game reviewer to give there games good reviews? I'm surprised that they haven't gotten around to reviewing the shit I took the other night? Hmm? let's see? based on the size, level of solidity plus how much Tp was used lol!

But today was the final straw, and I am speaking of the Iron Man game review? it's how they reviewed the game after it came out. Oh but how GTA got reviewed before the game came out? Sound's kinda fishy? These idiot's can't even run there site properly, I'm referring to IGN member's I can't even to begin to as how shocked I am sometimes the comments that there "members" I have actually seen hate speech on that site. I wish I had the money to buy IGN, because once I Did. I would fire the entire staff, and replace them with chimps. Because I would bet that trained monkeys could do a better job lol! Because the reviews would be a lot better, but, they would still be flinging there own crap. LAMO!

So in conclusion, I wish IGN would disappear ,for ever because IGN is a complete waste of space and it's something we could do with out. My Overall score of IGN ,is a " 1 "
A Huge Pile Of Fucking Crap!
I would have given them a zero but, they do cover all forms of entertainment. So suck on that IGN!

P.S I plan on sending IGN a copy of this posting, but I will bet that these pussies won't have the balls to respond. More than likely, they will sick there lawyers on me. But that will just prove my point, so IGN I'm calling you out! Let's see how you like someone taking a piss on you for a change.